I just love him so much
Speakeasy - John Mulaney
Oh look, it’s my two favourite comedians talking to each other. Again, this is Speakeasy, the webshow where Paul F. Tompkins interviews Hollywood types over drinks. It is always funny and interesting, so go watch it already!
Seriously, this one has 29 views right now, and two of those are me.
this is the best video in the entire planet it made me happy when i was crying and sad
please refrain from making transphobic comments and just like appreciate how amazing amiyah’s hair is
What a time to be alive
Not just the hair on it’s own, but the way the hair makes her eyes pop is amazing
Never gets old
Also I’m on Long Island for my niece’s birthday and I have no time for anything! I’m not getting back to queens until like 7pm tonight and I still have so much to do! Fuck everything!
Trying to schedule a van pick up for Orlando international tomorrow. Go through reservation process on website only to find at payment page it says they only accept Amex, diners club and discover, none of which I have. Panic. Run through scenarios while showering. Call them, get nice customer service lady who says they don’t do shuttle reservations from the airport (??) and that I just have to go to their counter at mco.
Argh this is going to bother me until we land tomorrow.
Thoughtful underwear with hidden powers. For every pair purchased you fund 7 pads to a girl in need.
OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY
AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:
For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.
AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:
After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.
THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM
I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS
LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME