It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer.



Tonight a very attractive guy bought me a drink, told me I had a fairly good ass (I was talking shit about it, he said it was nice and he’d seen way worse) and complimented my boobs. He has a very serious girlfriend and was a total gentleman and not hitting on me in the slightest in any of those convos but ILL TAKE IT WHERE I CAN GET IT

So Nicole Kidman and Nicholas Hoult both nominated Colin Firth for the ALS Ice Bucket challenge. Is it too much to hope he does it in a white shirt and basically reprises his famous lake scene in Pride and Prejudice?
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idk man, imagine showing Arthur Weasley a gif for the first time. At first of course he’d just think it was a normal wizard photograph, but then you’d explain that muggles made it and his heart would just explode with joy over these muggles making such amazing shit even though they have no magic at all. How amazing. How inventive.

Maybe whenever you’re feeling bad about yourself imagine how much Arthur Weasley would enjoy meeting you.

Fun fact: when you get a message from a blurred out face on okcupid asking if you want to have some “NSA fun”, read the message carefully because they are not asking you if you want to do secret spy adventures with them.

A city’s like a woman, or a casino. Somebody’s gonna win.

About 10 minutes into ‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For,’ Johnny, a young gambler with a chip on his shoulder, utters the above quote to the audience.

And with that, any hope that this sequel to Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez’s highly stylized 2005 comic book adaptation would treat its female characters like anything resembling actual human women is dashed. What we’re left with instead is a 102-minute exercise in unrepentant misogyny that remains defiantly boring in spite of its endless offering of boobs, guns and bloody, bloody violence.

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Surprise BITCH


Zach’s eviction speech and getting evicted (FRUIT LOOPS)


Chris Evans’ Ice Bucket Challenge