It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer.

Clara is most definitely the boss.

interweber:

 Could the Fast 5 Safe Heist Happen in Real Life? // Vulture
THIS IS ART THIS IS SCIENCE THIS IS MATH THIS IS EVERYTHING

interweber:

Could the Fast 5 Safe Heist Happen in Real Life? // Vulture

THIS IS ART THIS IS SCIENCE THIS IS MATH THIS IS EVERYTHING

BTW YOUR BALLS ARE AMAZING LORI

AWW THANK YOU BONUS JONAS

I had an actual conversation with my french soulmate today. It was quick, but there was an actual back and forth, I pushed my boobs up by crossing my arms, he ran his hands through his hair.

That means I’m pregnant now, right?  That’s how reproduction works?

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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Reblog if you’ve formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.
parrillaholic:

this doesnt even need photoshop [x]

How gorgeous!

parrillaholic:

this doesnt even need photoshop [x]

How gorgeous!

My issues with J.J. in a nutshell.  He’s an awful showrunner in that he gets distracted by the next big shiny object/project coming his way and leaves his seconds in command to figure out what his plan was.

I am already in love.

The Museum of the Moving Image said on Tuesday that it will create a gallery devoted to the work of Henson, the puppeteer and artist who died in 1990, following the donation of nearly 400 puppets, costumes and other props and objects from Henson’s family.

The Museum of the Moving Image, in Astoria, Queens, which previously featured the exhibition “Jim Henson’s Fantastic World,” said in a news release that its 2,200-square-foot gallery for Henson’s work was expected to open in winter 2014-2015.

Among the works donated to the museum by the Henson family are artifacts from film and TV projects like “The Muppet Show,” “Sesame Street,” “Fraggle Rock” and “The Dark Crystal,” and about 200 puppets including Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Elmo, Ernie, Bert, Count von Count, Gobo Fraggle, the Swedish Chef, and Statler and Waldorf.

Ooh, the Fantastic World exhibit was amazing.  This sounds phenomenal.