It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer.
Matt Bomer at the Apple Store in Soho, complete with titties!

Went to go see Matt Bomer at the Soho Apple store - he’s promoting the second part of the third season of White Collar, premiering tomorrow.

Cristen and I sat in the back on the side.  This older blonde woman with a drawn on mustache sat next to Cristen, and she REEKED of marijuana.

Midway through the thing, she TAKES OFF HER TOP, stands on a chair, completely topless, and starts screaming about how she is the naked paparazzo and how we should all go visit her website and see her drag queen friends perform blahblahblah.

Cristen was hiding in my lap because this lady was right next to her, and Matt Bomer had this insanely giddy grin on his face and is squealing THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAVE EVER HAPPENED IN MY CAREER!!!!!!!!

He also proceeded to bring it up at every chance he possibly could throughout the rest of the night.

ONLY IN NYC, MY FRIENDS.  ONLY IN NYC.