It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer.

currentsingleladyfuturecatlady: Pete: I love to talk, and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:43:16 -0400

Pete: I love to talk, and people love to hear me talk!

Marc: Stop that! That’s not even a real laugh.

Manager: I didn’t know you guys were friends.

Both: Eh.

“Oh my god, what is that even like?” is easily the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:36:10 -0400

“Oh my god, what is that even like?” is easily the best and most realistic sounding line of dialogue I’ve ever heard Chris Pine deliver.

televisionwithoutpity: Even if I hated the rest of Season 4...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:34:42 -0400

televisionwithoutpity:

Even if I hated the rest of Season 4 (mostly just seven eighths of it, really), “Goodnight Gracie” was one of the best episodes of Modern Family ever. The plotlines were fun and unpredictable, the ensemble was well-used and the conceit was incredibly sweet. Were there hints of the same problems this show always has, with lazy stereotypes and unadventurous jokes? Sure, but the acting was pretty stellar, and at the end of the day, the episode was fun — so much so that I already look forward to watching it again.

Read more: Modern Family: Goodnight, Gracie. Hello, Series Highlight.

I don’t really watch Modern Family but I happened to catch last night’s finale. What a sweet and lovely episode.

A word to the wise

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:24:11 -0400

Don’t google your crush’s name.

Because you might discover a photoshoot of him dressed as Ryan Gosling in Drive.

You also might discover they starred in a 90 second french video that’s super trippy and eurotrashy.

You also might discover that he’s a DJ (ugh) and lives in Brooklyn (double ugh).

But seriously, the Ryan Gosling photo shoot I CAN’T TUMBLR I CAN’T.

Clara is most definitely the boss.

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:39:32 -0400

Clara is most definitely the boss.

interweber: Could the Fast 5 Safe Heist Happen in Real Life?...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:51:55 -0400

interweber:

Could the Fast 5 Safe Heist Happen in Real Life? // Vulture

THIS IS ART THIS IS SCIENCE THIS IS MATH THIS IS EVERYTHING

BTW YOUR BALLS ARE AMAZING LORI

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:05:59 -0400

AWW THANK YOU BONUS JONAS

I had an actual conversation with my french soulmate today. It was quick, but there was an actual back and forth, I pushed my boobs up by crossing my arms, he ran his hands through his hair.

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:57:39 -0400

That means I’m pregnant now, right? That’s how reproduction works?

thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:40:06 -0400

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship with someone you met online.

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:39:28 -0400

parrillaholic: this doesnt even need photoshop [x] How...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:15:25 -0400

parrillaholic:

this doesnt even need photoshop [x]

How gorgeous!

12 Signs You're Watching a J.J. Abrams Movie | Photo 1 of 12 | EW.com

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:47:57 -0400

12 Signs You're Watching a J.J. Abrams Movie | Photo 1 of 12 | EW.com:

It’s interesting to note that Abrams launched three different series rooted around mystery MacGuffins —Alias, Lost, and Fringe — and then eventually (or quickly) departed all three, leaving collaborators behind to tease out the answers with varying degrees of success. (OnAlias, they failed; on Lost, they succeeded until they failed; on Fringe, they completely changed course and succeeded, then completely changed course and failed.) For Abrams, the destination is never as interesting as the journey, and the answer is never as interesting as the question. This is why his movies are so exciting, and also why his endings aren’t very good.

My issues with J.J. in a nutshell. He’s an awful showrunner in that he gets distracted by the next big shiny object/project coming his way and leaves his seconds in command to figure out what his plan was.

Watch a Full Musical Number From 'Big Fish,' Starring Norbert Leo Butz | EW

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:42:20 -0400

Watch a Full Musical Number From 'Big Fish,' Starring Norbert Leo Butz | EW:

I am already in love.

Museum of the Moving Image Creating Gallery For Jim Henson | NY Times

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:38:29 -0400

Museum of the Moving Image Creating Gallery For Jim Henson | NY Times:

The Museum of the Moving Image said on Tuesday that it will create a gallery devoted to the work of Henson, the puppeteer and artist who died in 1990, following the donation of nearly 400 puppets, costumes and other props and objects from Henson’s family.

The Museum of the Moving Image, in Astoria, Queens, which previously featured the exhibition “Jim Henson’s Fantastic World,” said in a news release that its 2,200-square-foot gallery for Henson’s work was expected to open in winter 2014-2015.

Among the works donated to the museum by the Henson family are artifacts from film and TV projects like “The Muppet Show,” “Sesame Street,” “Fraggle Rock” and “The Dark Crystal,” and about 200 puppets including Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Elmo, Ernie, Bert, Count von Count, Gobo Fraggle, the Swedish Chef, and Statler and Waldorf.

Ooh, the Fantastic World exhibit was amazing. This sounds phenomenal.